1. Justin Bieber Hand SanitizerIn these crazy, plague-filled days, everybody needs a little hand sanitizer. But, honestly, it's probably not a good look for Bieber to associate himself with disinfecting, like, anything. "High School Musical" tried this. It didn't work.
2. Justin Bieber Battery-Powered Lollipops
Biebs is reportedly endorsing a Haribo candy. Let's just hope it's not mechanized.
Biebs is reportedly endorsing a Haribo candy. Let's just hope it's not mechanized.
3. Justin Bieber Wigs
These will likely be big at Halloween. Some folks have already gotten the jump on manufacturing them. But Justin Bieber's hair is his trademark, his signature. He shouldn't decrease its value by selling it off!
These will likely be big at Halloween. Some folks have already gotten the jump on manufacturing them. But Justin Bieber's hair is his trademark, his signature. He shouldn't decrease its value by selling it off!
4. Justin Bieber Energy Drink
We'd all like to have the energy it took for Justin to perform his all-running, all-singing, all-dancing medley at the 2010 MTV VMAs. But J.B.'s audience is, largely, a younger one, and they should probably stick to the staples like milk or whatever else young people guzzle these days.
We'd all like to have the energy it took for Justin to perform his all-running, all-singing, all-dancing medley at the 2010 MTV VMAs. But J.B.'s audience is, largely, a younger one, and they should probably stick to the staples like milk or whatever else young people guzzle these days.
5. Justin Bieber Bibs
Like we said, Justin Bieber's fans tend to skew young, but not that young. If you're a full-fledged Bieber-fever-having fan, you should probably be able to chew with your mouth closed. Leave the baby bib game to Rod Stewart.
Like we said, Justin Bieber's fans tend to skew young, but not that young. If you're a full-fledged Bieber-fever-having fan, you should probably be able to chew with your mouth closed. Leave the baby bib game to Rod Stewart.
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